Looking Good, Eminem — Now Only if You Could Stop the Jackassery!

Great news, everyone: remember last year when Eminem went out looking all gaunt and scary, and we all started worrying about his wellbeing? And then remember when he didn’t really do much in the public eye for several months, and we all worried about him again? Well, we can finally set our concerns to the side, because the guy went and showed up in a photo on Twitter, and he’s looking just fine. Healthy, and, well, not happy, exactly, but it’s not like Eminem is known for his smiles.

Congrats, buddy! Now if you could just work on not being awful, we’d all have it made!

It’s Getting Real Up in the Playboy Mansion

Just when you thought all of the scarring mental images of graphic geriatric sex were over, boom — it’s all up in your face, all over again, courtesy of your favorite ex-Girl Next Door, Holly Madison.

Let your girl tell you all about the creepy letters she received from her ex-boss/lover or whatever that she received after leaving the Mansion:

“They were all very formal, short letters, and it would usually be in response to something I said in the press. At the time I had a TV show … on, so I was doing all kinds of random interviews and they’d ask me my opinion on the new Girls Next Door or who he was dating. If I said anything that was slightly not to his liking he’d send me some reprimanding type of letter.”

Weird, right? And even she — who claims to have endured the world’s most uncomfortable orgies — thought they were a little creepy:

“There was a very creepy vibe to them. I felt like he was trying to act like he was my dad and like control every move that I made.”

So there you have it — the Playboy Mansion is basically the antithesis of “happiest place on earth,” Disney World, and if you didn’t already think so, check out the bit where Holly talked about elderly masturbation. That should just about seal the deal for you.

以色列阿基師Aharoni、影歌雙棲魅力熟男Gidi來臺拍攝以國當紅美食節目

以色列當紅美食節目《The Incredible Journey of Aharoni and Gidi》拍攝隊來臺取材在地美食，以國權威國廚Aharoni及當紅歌手Gidi話題雙主廚，疾行旋風橫掃臺灣市場、夜市、知名餐廳，更橫跨北回歸線探索臺灣寶島夏至線上最美味的食物。

由交通部觀光局、以色列駐臺代表處與外交部駐以色列代表處協力邀請以色列當紅美食節目《The Incredible Journey of Aharoni and Gidi》來臺拍攝，節目為雙主持，由名廚Israel Aharoni搭配當紅藝人Gidi Gov行走天下。

Israel Aharoni在以色列有國廚美名(以色列阿基師)，35年前曾來臺學習中式料理，在以色列經營餐廳，出版多本烹飪書籍，也是美食專欄作家，Gidi Gov更是以色列當地搶手影歌雙棲藝人，外型和個性都酷似安東尼波登，對美食評價也毫不留情，年逾60，然舉手投足都展現熟男魅力。

兩人在以色列在各自領域獨佔鰲頭，共同合作更具話題性，《The Incredible Journey of Aharoni and Gidi》以到國外拍攝在地街頭美食為特色，成為以色列收視第一的節目，無人不曉，凡Aharoni與Gidi走過之處、品嘗的美食，都席捲粉絲追隨風潮，節目曾走過土耳其、越南、泰國等，都造成以國人民旅遊旋風，此行來臺之後亦預計前往日本。

Aharoni此行已是第4次來臺，對臺印象一如往常的美好，曾來臺學中式料理的他，幾乎每樣臺灣小吃都愛，2011年曾來臺透過觀光局的介紹品嘗過地道的燒餅油條，此行便特別要求一定要再次一親芳澤；Aharoni說：「不同上次，這次有喝到鹹豆漿，鹹豆漿的風味極佳，綿密的豆腐花口感令人意猶未盡，即使大汗淋漓仍無法停止，真的好棒!I love it.」

首次來臺的Gidi，一向對不合胃口的食物不假辭色，但此行來臺才3天，就已經愛上蚵仔煎和粽子，任何美食他都不抗拒想嘗試，甚至昨天在基隆夜市從第一攤吃到最後一攤，迫不及待體驗行程中的每一個景點和每一道菜。

庫辛托瑪秀本錢《追拿吉普賽！》 衣不蔽體勇奪柏林銀熊獎

成為明星的方法很多，但羅馬尼亞男星庫辛托瑪（Cuzin Toma）的方式最堪稱獨特，他是靠著健碩體格、一頭栽進了影壇，隨著今年主演的《追拿吉普賽！》（Aferim!）票房大賣，現在還成了全羅馬尼亞最受期待的新星。有趣的是，他在《追拿吉普賽！》演的是被公爵追殺的吉普賽奴隸，由於體格健碩、成了大公爵夫人的入幕之賓，甚至還因為「天賦異稟」，讓大公爵夫人完事後興奮大呼「吉普賽人太棒了！」，而引發綠帽罩頂的大公爵忌恨，只得趕快穿起褲子，三十六計跑為上策！這部他讓大公爵頭戴綠帽、奪下今年柏林影展銀熊獎的電影《追拿吉普賽！》。

體格健碩的庫辛托瑪，十年前自體育學院畢業之後，就一改人生軌跡、走上了表演之路，還因為受邀演出「羅馬尼亞一代宗師」路西安品特萊（Lucian Pintilie）的作品，從此成為羅馬尼亞導演爭相邀請的演員。由於庫辛托瑪在校主修拳擊，身型格外壯碩，因此常演出軍人、警察甚至反派等角色。近年他的戲約大增，加上主演的電影《追拿吉普賽！》打破羅馬尼亞影史票房紀錄，使他瞬間行情大好。今年庫辛托瑪代表《追拿吉普賽！》出席柏林影展時，由於片中角色太引人遐思，人高馬大的他一出現，立刻成為媒體捕捉的焦點。

庫辛托瑪在電影《追拿吉普賽！》中飾演吉普賽奴隸卡芬，因為和大公爵妻子有染而逃跑。不甘綠帽罩頂的大公爵，於是派出警官康斯坦丁父子聯手緝捕他，但又怕臉上無光，只得謊稱卡芬偷了他的錢…。有趣的是，庫辛托瑪在《追拿吉普賽！》不時會大秀「本錢」，因為跑路、總是衣不蔽體的他，高大精壯身材不時展露出來，讓觀眾看得小鹿亂撞，選角說服力十足…。而片中一場警官康斯坦丁好奇詢問他怎麼「上」大公爵夫人的戲，內容大膽露骨、也讓人聽得臉紅心跳。

這部勇奪本屆柏林影展銀熊獎、全片以35厘米膠卷拍攝的電影《追拿吉普賽！》，挾著得獎威力，刷新了金棕櫚獎《4月3週又2天》、金熊獎《愛的佔有慾》的票房紀錄，成為13年來最賣座的羅馬尼亞電影。特別的是，庫辛托瑪因為片中超過一半的戲遭通緝，幾乎都被警官康斯坦丁父子上了腳鐐手銬，只能趴在馬背上演，卻依然演出精彩，還這樣走過半個羅馬尼亞國度。但讓警官自慚形穢的是，這名吉普賽奴隸，因為曾跟著大公爵走過巴黎、萊比錫、維也納，其實比他更見多識廣，兩人就這樣在馬背上，一路道出了世界的驚奇與人生的真理。

Channing Tatum’s Penis is the Scariest Thing

So Channing Tatum is basically a national treasure at this point, right? He’s almost too charming, and he’s so willing to share so much of himself with us all, and that’s why it hurts so much worse than it normally would to hear him talk about the time that he almost burned his junk off. Can you imagine? No more Tatum junk. The world would be such a darker place.

It happened a few years ago when he was in Scotland filming “The Eagle.” It was very cold at the time, and Channing had to do some filming in a river, so, you know, things were pretty chilly. Some crew members had the task of bringing hot water to the actors to pour down their pants (no shame here), but at one point, things took a dark turn. As he explained it to Howard Stern, the crew would boil the water, take it to the river, then mix in some of the cold river water so that it would be cool enough to be thrown down some pants. Tragically, that last step wasn’t taken, and our dear Channing Tatum ended up with boiling water directly on his penis:

“I started hyperventilating and screaming and jumping back into the river, because it was a hypothermic river and we had wet suits on, which was the worst part about it … Like when you burn your finger and it just keeps burning. It kept burning for like the next probably 20 to 30 minutes. I was having a complete panic attack … I didn’t have skin on my penis. It oddly didn’t scar. It’s a resilient place down there. It healed pretty quick … I’m peeing and my shriveled burnt penis…I was like, ‘Why god?! Why did you do this to me?'”

Bless you, Channing Tatum, and all the horrors you’ve endured. As we lay down to sleep tonight, we’ll be sure to think of your junk, and we’ll wish it well.

Kylie Jenner’s Ass is Like WHAT NO OH MAN (Kylie, Cannes We Ass U a Question?)

… The question in question, of course, would be something along the lines of “dat ass,” but since we know that’s not actually a question, and since we realize that asking anything about it is like beating a dead horse, we’re just going to take a step back and analyze what’s happening here (in society, not with Kylie Jenner‘s ass; we already have myriad ideas what’s happening there).

Time flies by and before you know it, a girl’s all grown up with an ass three times her size.

超偶劉行格力挺同志幸福 受邀為【仲夏夜之戀‧世紀婚禮】獻唱

亞洲知名女性專屬派對品牌「女人國 Lez’s Meeting」，成立至今邁入第十年了，今年展開了一系列慶祝十週年的活動，本週六6/27即將上場的為【仲夏夜之戀‧世紀婚禮】派對！當天活動邀請在超級偶像嶄露頭角並奪得中國流行音樂金鐘獎第二名的劉行格獻唱幸福組曲，以及曾與Miss Ko葛仲珊、Joanna Wang王若琳共同獲選擔任台灣代表參與紐約CMJ音樂節演出的皇后刷手DJ Noodles共同演出。

劉行格在中國歌唱比賽勇奪第二名後，演出活動邀約不斷，曾與郭富城合唱，更是林隆璇跟小蟲老師欽點合作的對象，日前也為戲劇鋼鐵之心配唱戲中插曲「你離開的時候」，這次為了相挺同志朋友，特別空出時間參與女人國的演出。

劉行格是個雙魚座女生，愛是她生命中最重要最美好的事，「不管是親情、友情、愛情，我都希望愛在每個角落每個瞬間發生。」高中時期打扮較個性前衛，做人又直率的她，一直到出社會都常被以為是同志，「那時我一頭短髮，人生中收到的第一封情書就是學妹寫給我的，大學時還有學長要我好好面對自己，就連家人都以為我是同志。」

劉行格常被誤認是同志，也有很多同志好友，「很多同志朋友都會跟我分享他們的心情跟愛情觀，也擔任過很多次的愛神丘比特幫朋友求婚或擔任婚禮歌手，也許是老天爺派給我的使命，讓我有機會透過音樂獻上祝福，非常神聖且感動。」聊到婚姻平權，她說「愛是一件很自然的事情，就像我們追求夢想一樣很自然而然的事。」

最近劉行格也積極的在創作新的作品準備發行新專輯，「我想透過我的歌聲及創作，來傳達我想傳遞的愛及理念。一路上一直都有很多朋友支持我陪伴我到現在，我能回饋給他們的就是帶給他們新的作品。」劉行格更透露女人國「仲夏夜之戀‧世紀婚禮」當天的表演，將有別於她以往抒情的演出，保證讓人為之幸福快樂又驚豔！

李威、李康宜《小孩大人》再續前緣 最小得獎童星駱炫銘迷倒同校學姊

TVBS歡樂台八點檔自6/24起即將播出頗受好評的短篇連續劇《小孩大人》，此部戲由李威、李康宜、黃騰浩等實力派演員同台飆戲，李威、李康宜上一部合作戲劇為《吐司男之吻》，事隔多年又再度合作，只是這次李康宜揮別老情人李威，和黃騰浩大演感情戲。劇中的小童星駱炫銘首次演戲，便榮獲第17屆亞洲電視節最佳男配角，堪稱最小的得獎者。

李康宜睽違多年再度與螢幕情人李威攜手合作，但這次在劇中大走感情線的居然不是老情人，而是憂鬱型男黃騰浩。此部戲的劇情大量使用演員間眼神及表情的交流，讓劇情的張力十足。而演員在劇中的情節也全部玩真的，劇中場景囊括九座山，光是追逐戲就在山中來來回回跑了好幾次，讓女主角李康宜直呼：「真的是體力耗盡！」而黃騰浩一場與姚采穎擁入懷的哭戲，也哭到不成人形，讓演對手戲的姚采穎說：「我當時有點被嚇到！」

超「萌」小小鮮肉發燒! 韓國及大陸綜藝節目掀起一股萌星風，台灣戲劇圈也有超人氣偶像，《小孩大人》中童星駱炫銘，2011年以模特兒出道，媽媽說駱炫銘從小就表情豐富，當時《小孩大人》試鏡時，六歲的小駱炫銘一次就過關，在眾多童星中嶄露頭角。小小年紀因為演戲大紅，如今已經九歲的駱炫銘，也是學校的小小風雲人物，成為學姐追逐的對象，還曾一度躲到廁所不敢出去。

《小孩大人》是駱炫銘第一次拍攝偶像劇，在片場尬戲排練皆不喊累，完美的演技原來全靠媽媽跟飾演劇中爸爸的李威，平常回家媽媽成為他對戲的好幫手，在片場李威爸爸更是一字一句陪著他將劇本唸過，讓小小年紀的他消化掉劇本中的內心戲及一秒就落淚的橋段，表現不輸同劇的演戲老手，而這部片也成功讓他勇奪第17屆亞洲電視節最佳男配角。

We Are So Lucky to Have A Lorde!

Lorde is, as we all know, such a magical little gift to the whole wide world. She’s so talented, and wise far beyond her 18 years, we just can’t help but love her to pieces. Of course, she’s taken some time off from her massive success, but she was gracious enough to take some time to have a conversation with Lena Dunham for Dazed magazine. And you are going to just love it.

You’re going to love her badassery:

I sometimes get asked, ‘Did people try to sexualize you early on in your career?’ But I came into this with such a strong viewpoint – even when I was 13 or 14, my sense of self felt too permanent for anyone to f— with. You know, whenever there was a makeover suggestion or like, ‘Do you wanna try this push- up bra?’ I think I freaked enough people out – or intimidated enough people – that it didn’t happen. But also, does that still happen these days? Is that a thing? I feel like people think more of teenage girls than that.

You’re going to love the things she’s been doing in her time off:

I had three months off. It was summer in New Zealand and I just went on all these road trips and did heaps of rock walking. I found the best dive spots, did some great fishing and saw some orca whales. It was amazing. Just lying in the ocean in front of my house and being like, ‘Life!’

You’re going to love her thoughts on Taylor Swift:

I mean, she definitely brought me into this amazing world of supportive female friendship. For me, someone starts talking about boys and I’m like, ‘I just don’t know what to say.’ I’m useless in that capacity and that was why I thought, ‘Well, I can’t have girl friends (because) I don’t know how to talk about boys.’ But Taylor just glosses over the fact that I’m terrible at that and she’s just like, ‘It’s OK, I’ll love you for your other qualities.’

And you’re definitely going to love her views on feminism:

I’m not just going to do a 180 on a girl because she hasn’t learned about feminism. I remember not being 100 per cent sure what feminism or intersectional feminism is – I’m still not 100 per cent sure! One thing I hadn’t come face-to-face with until I was about 16 was thinking really hard about whiteness and what it means to be white, and all these questions around race and sexuality, which are incredibly important. For a long time, I wasn’t aware of how important it was to be a feminist for all women.

Oh, Lorde. We certainly don’t deserve you, but we’re so happy you’re here.

Thank Your Lucky Stars (Without Makeup) Today

The only thing that Jennifer Lawrence could do to make her more dear to our hearts has been done: she’s pulling the all-natural look, and also … she’s chilling in New York City with Lorde. If all that isn’t the epitome of cool, then we just don’t even know what cool is (side note: that’s possible).

One thing that’s not possible, though, is not loving this look. Jennifer Lawrence has come so hard into her own, and that’s an absolute home truth.

Looking good, girl!