Liam Payne’s Mega Hot Selfie Puts Us ALL to Shame

Liam Payne decided to share some good news in the form of an intense thirst trap.

In a move to make us all feel bad about our own sluggish returns to our own daily exercise routines (we, for example, had a five-pound bag of candy sitting on our exercise bike for two days, so that should tell you how much exercise we did over the holidays), the One Direction singer shared his absolutely cut abs and generally flawless torso, with a tantalizingly low waistline.

This is actually reminding us of that ridiculous “controversy” from years ago. Remember back in, like, 2012 when Andy Cohen had to apologize for referring to the members of the band as “twinks,” even though, you know, “twinks” is just a physical description (slender, non-hairy young-looking guys) and, if anything, a compliment? Well now, in 2015, it’s finally, definitely, no longer an accurate description, since Liam is absolutely an otter. That’s basically a hairy twink.

This is putting Instagram to good use. And he’s clearly wishing everyone a fond hello from the otter slide.

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